Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Movie Review: A Million Ways To Die in The West and Rise of the Guardians

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Here's the good parts of the movie according to me!

Seth MacFarlane!

The montage where she’s teaching him how to shoot was probably the funniest. The grossest, Neil Patrick Harris having diarrhea and the sheep’s penis taking a piss.

Doc and his Delorean from Back to the Future.

The pussy joke was cringe-worthy as were several others, but then this is based on the old West when people were freely racist and sexist, oh wait, they still are.

At around 86 minutes there’s a city in the background!

Yep, you see tall buildings and everything.

And with his reward he bought more sheep. How many sheep does one man need?

Jamie Fox!


When the evil spirit Pitch launches an assault on Earth, the Immortal Guardians team up to protect the innocence of children all around the world.

There’s two reasons to love this movie.

1 - the gnomie, elvie Santa Claus helpers, which I want! 

And 2 - Hugh Jackman as the Australian Easter Bunny.


Nuff said!




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