Friday, July 26, 2013

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, William and Kate, name their baby......George?

George Alexander Louis


What the fuck are they thinking giving that kid such an old bloody name?

Why not name him Alexander, that's much more modern and goes with the theme Princess Mary's been using.

He'd be called Alex or Alexi, which is more Russian but still, the European royal families have all bred with each other anyway.

And Louis? Thank God it's a third name and not a first name as it's so girly and brings images of the old court of England when royals wore wigs with big curls and gross lace ruffled clothing. Louis may be the name of the One Direction member I have a slight cougar crush on (I'm probably old enough to be his mother), but NOT good enough for a member of the royal family (and future king) in THIS day and age.


The poor bastard has already been called Boy George. 

Boy George for god's sake, a gay, cross dressing music star from the 80s.

Poor bastard. He's stuck from the very start of his life and they so stupidly gave him the name that will torment him in THIS day and age for the rest of his life.

1 comment:

  1. I know why they chose it, but it doesn't sound like a babies name. It sounds like she gave birth to a sixty five year old bingo player.


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