Monday, March 18, 2013

Fat Magent makes you shit boulders. And it fucking hurts!!!!!

I recently tried Fat Magnet on my journey to losing weight without exercise thanks to a dodgy sciatic nerve and L5 disc that will not settle down. 

I have done nothing but gain weight in recent years and am now trying anything in the vain hope I will find the magic pill to make it happen.

Fat Magnet is not it.

Two pills half an hour before every meal.

6 pills a day and apparently you can take four before each meal.

DON'T!

It clogs whatever fat is in your system into boulders of fat and shit and then when you go to drop it in the toilet you're shitting big bloody boulders that rip your anal tract apart.

NEVER TAKE THESE PILLS!

Unless you like anal tract pain!

1 comment:

  1. Well, that certainly sounds unpleasant ... Unless, as you say, that's your bag, in which case I'm not judging.

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