Monday, February 18, 2013

Apparently you can't fan yourself in the middle of summer unless some bitch assumes you're going through menopause!


So I went into my local chemist on Saturday and since we are in the middle of summer I was fanning myself because I was hot and I'd had a power outage the night before and so everything was stuffy and what does the women in the chemist say..."how are you?" 

"boiling," I say. 

"going through menopause?" she asked.

WHAT.THE.FUCK!

My jaw hit the floor and I did the whole deer caught in a headlight look as I shook my head. "I'm a bit young for that" I stuttered, wanting to punch the shit out of the woman.

"Oh I had a friend who went thtrough menopause at 38", she said.

The whole time she wasn't even looking at me, and the mere fact she knew my age wasn't the only weird thing.

Who the fuck did that bitch think she was.

It's the middle of summer, boiling fucking hot and the first thing in her mind when I'm fanning myself is that I'm going through fucking menopause.

FUCKING.BITCH!

1 comment:

  1. You should have told her that your libido runs a bit hotter than most and given her a saucy wink :D

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