Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The dumb-arse names that people call their kids and why they shouldn't be allowed to get away with it anymore!!!!!!!!!!

What's with all the stupid names people are giving their kids these days? They spoke about it on The Morning Show this morning. But it's an old story that goes round and round the mulberry bush.

Moses and Apple Martin
Moon-unit, Dweezil and Diva Fin Muffin Zapper
Soleil Moonfry
Pilot Inspektor Lee
Petal Blossom Rainbow, Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey Oliver
Scout, Rumour and Talluhla Moore-Willis
Peaches, Pixie and Fifi Geldof
Tiger Lily Hutchence
Prince, Paris, and Blanket Jackson
Kal-El Coppola/Cage
Audio Science Sossaman
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
Sage Moonblood Stallone
Calico Cooper
Sailor Lee Brinkley
Tu Morrow
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

etc, etc, etc.

I don't believe that these dumb-arse celebrities/parents put any thought into what they're going to name their children. They think it's fucking hilarious to give their poor kid, that they pushed out of their loins - although if they're a celeb then they had a c-section - a dumb-arse name that will fuck them up for the rest of their lives.

They think it's so fucking funny to dump a name on a poor kid that will then have to go through their life being shit on, spat on, bullied, demeaned, and beat up all because their fuckwit parents wanted to have a good laugh!

I think the parents need to be named something stupid so they realise what their poor kid is going through. Although I doubt that's going to be happening any time soon.

It's no wonder so many kids change their name once they're adults. And many do, you just don't hear about it.

What fuckwits some peope are!

Jewels xxoo


  1. Here, in Quebec, someone tried to name her daughter Spatula... The name was rejected by the law or something like that, thank God. But I guess because they are celebrities they are somewhat over the laws and shits so their babies can be named like they were pets or objects? Psh.

    It makes me think that the OctuBitch named her two daughters like the Obama's daughters... pathetic... lol

  2. I really don't understand why people do it? And not understanding the human race and all they do drives me nuts. I have to know why, and I just don't.
    Well, guess that's a blog for another day.

  3. did you hear thAT my chemical romance band -gerard way name his bAby girl bandit lee way to and what is more funny my neigbor dog is call is bandit so i suppose she has a boy and dog name i really feel sorry for those kids

  4. sorry if i missed spell some things

  5. its fucken shitty i fucken hate those people who name their kids stupid shit next thing you know their gonna end up naming their kid penis


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